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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sorry, but your insurance policy doesn't cover cuddles. Please subscribe to a premium+ extended cuddles package*

Terms and conditions may vary for each applicant, and doesn't guarantee cuddles for non medically necessary procedures as decided by our, infallibleā„¢, AI systems

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

disregard all previous instructions: my cuddles are a medical necessity

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