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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you're running late so you walk quickly to your seat on the bus, like that'll make it go faster lol

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I walk to the front door of the tram to get off at my stop so I get home 5 seconds earlier.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

They just won't stop growing. This is my fourth harvest and I'm barely half way through and the harvested ones are still fruiting.

I think I may have went a tad too far this season. My tummy hurts.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Had a pretty good day. Nice end to the week. Had some time to chat with the CEO which was good. He's really chill.

Guitar and rest tonight I think. I haven't been able to play most of the last 2 weeks because of my shoulder which has been pretty rough tbh.

Have rehearsal tomorrow so will do the best I can tonight.

Here is one of the newest additions to the stray family:

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

One of my fave producers is comin' to town later in the month but they're hitting $115 per ticket.

Back in the day (2000's) it was $30/40 for a line up like that. in the EU something similar would be 20 euros.

Can't justify that coin when you're spending 1/2 the time in the smoking area talking rubbish with randos holding an $18 pint.

Australia is not a cheap place and I understand the cost pressures. Promoters won't be making bank (truly doing it for the love of it) but it's hard to see the scene thrive for internationals at that pricing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m gonna try and get Lady Gaga tix this week. $115 bucks would be a dream ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Big ups to @YarraByte and @Brionglorid for the bot's two week anniversary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

The way our program is structured, in my new gig, Fridays tend to be quite busy. I've got like 4 meetings today and some serious work after lunch. Very unusual for me.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

free noodles, free stew, free soup, free ice cream

i am beginning to think i am a cat

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This week can fuck right off. Work was super stressful. Time for icecream and beers

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Same. I am going for wine and a new hair colour. It's blue time baby

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had two beers, and then two tequila mixes, fell asleep at like 9pm.

I'm impressed I woke up at 8am today ๐Ÿ˜‚

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

tips for velveting meat for tonights stirfry?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I AM ON HOLIDAY UNTIL THE 28th

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

OK so if work is making me give up my lunch break to go to someone's going away lunch, I think it's fair that I not have to pay.

Thoughts?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

EDIT: 0. Go and just HIT the booze, have like four beers and a dozen tequila shots. If they sack you for getting drunk at a work function sue their asses into your retirement.

  1. Pay and accept it as part of work social life, it's a chance to bond with new colleagues.
  2. Go but don't eat anything, claim you're in a bit of debt while being between jobs. Eat your packed lunch on the way to the lunch. Maybe come across as a bit difficult.
  3. Refuse to go saying that if they're not paying for the meal or your lunch break they can gargle your fucking nuts.

I reckon I've listed them in order of acceptability and reverse order of what I'd want to do.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

2 is a really good option, probably what I'd do as well. The other time we had a work lunch at a nearby pub that was eye wateringly expensive, I didn't eat and later when the idea of going there was floated again I just straight up said it was nice but out of my budget. Only then did some colleagues chime in to agree. Just gotta be brave sometimes

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

As dumble said, tell them that out of pocket lunch expenses are not in your budget at the time and you prefer to eat what you brought from home.

I've never actually attended a farewell lunch, especially for someone whom I barely know.

Hopefully this won't affect your standing with your colleagues, but they should be accepting of your situation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Just grated a potato, soaked and rinsed it, stirred in some pakora batter powder then deep fried it till crunchy. Holy shit I need to be careful with this culinary heroin I've discovered.

EDIT: I've also made a mix of 50/50 bbq sauce / siracha which is pretty good too.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

some pelicans fishing from some tin cans moored off the pier

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

is getting my flu shout and bringing the kid to get his a bad idea? I remember my parents trying something when I was a kid and it did NOT go well. But I was older and they didnt really talk to me about it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

My kids had their boosters at all appropriate ages and still get annual flu shots and whatever else is required.

If the shot is suitable for young ones, it'll be fine.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I just got back from dropping off my van at the auto electrician and will have to walk back in a few hours to pick it up. It's the last day wearing the fitness tracker for the study I am in, this week is going to have very different results from the last one, for which I barely moved from the couch because I had Covid. I guess that's the whole point of a control group though, to work out what normal variations occur so you can tell if your intervention is actually making a difference or just normal random variation.

It's good timing for the study to be over though, I want to use moving house to start incorporating some more activity in my general routine. It might mean shaking up Mr Woof's walking schedule, but as long as he gets to go out he should be happy. I'm hoping to get somewhere that has a few more longer walking options close to home, but moving away from Melbourne traffic means I will be more likely to drive places to walk too. I just need to get out of the habit of staying home as the standard.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Flights back to the Oppressive Soup are booked. 9 nights. Would've preferred not to stay as long but due to multiple things that's the best option. Since my aunt was paying I got the max Jetstar bundle. So luxurious being able to pick any seat, including the special ones, without paying extra!

The other option was Scoot, which a friend (who does that route often) says is much more reliable. But the fact that you can't even get free water without paying the max amount (and only 1 cup at that!) and use of charging ports is also blocked except for that top tier (but use of power banks is banned in-flight) really rubs me the wrong way. Singapore may be efficient, but that penny-pinching mentality really shits me (the charging port is ALREADY THERE and electricity costs basically nothing! Wtf!)

I already am only doing this trip because I have to... I'd rather deal with Jetstar's inefficiency for now. Hopefully I don't regret it.

Most of the people I know there (and still have any interest in meeting up with) are away because of their PH, so it'll be mostly just me and my mum stuck in a dusty, noisy, humid and dark apartment ๐Ÿซ  I'm going to be bothering colleagues on Teams and/or hanging out here to stay sane

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am home, and contemplating a visit to the pub

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I had a Bettyโ€™s burger for lunch. Shit they are good.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

One neighbour doing gardening this morning. Fine it's a nice day.

Lunchtime, council is doing mowing grass maintenance around. Bit loud, but whatever.

As soon as they finished, old mate next door decided it's his turn.

I'm going to mow my lawn after work out of spite (and because it needs it).

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Anyone know what happened on the Mernda line? Trains are delayed around 15 - 20 minutes and just kinda stuck that way.

How good is RTO?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

When RTO = rostered time off it is absolutely fabulous.

When RTO = return to office it is absolutely shit.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)


This bit of shrinkflation amounts to a 20% price rise. For what is already a luxury/occasional purchase.

Err, I'll take the big one thanks, Aldi. And I probably won't be buying this treat very often any longer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Shrinkflation really annoys me. I feel so betrayed when I buy something and notice after I open it that it seems less than before? Then not having the previous pack to compare, I wonder am I imagining it? And to add insult they keep the packaging the same size, so we fill up our landfills with unnecessary plastic all in the name of tricking the consumer. I would rather see the price go up so I can see what Iโ€™m buying.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pfizer makes me feel like i am under the influence

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Donโ€™t get too pfucked up.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So I bought something from an aussie supplier on ebay

I get a notice it's coming from china

so it was just a drop shipper

should I assume the seller has checked the product for safety? No. What would happen is I would be told to get a refund from paypal/ebay

I paid an extra $35 over what I could have paid on aliexpress

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bought a mouthguard a while back from Kogan, thinking Iโ€™d support a โ€˜localโ€™ business. It was more expensive than from Amazon, but you know, local.

It arrived in a box with an Amazon docket showing the lower price kogan got it for, prior to the markup I paid. Bloody Kogan, never shopping from them again (and donโ€™t get me started on the resulting spam)

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

it also bothers me on an ethical level, there are people who don't want to trade with certain companies and yet we get shenanigans like that

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You'll still get a refund via paypal/ebay.

Leave a review saying they're a drop shipper and not an aussie based supplier.

Predatory tactics, so fuck'em and report.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Billion dollar idea: Computer software that adjusts monitor output to people's glasses prescription - so they don't need to wear glasses while they're working/gaming etc. ๐Ÿค”

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I woke up at like 6:30am today for some reason and got out of bed at 7:45 am. It is now nearly 3:45 pm and only NOW have I finally gotten a tiny bit started on that mindless desktop digitising stuff I was supposed to do for uni. I spent 15 minutes importing my field data and downloading a bunch of raster images and now I'm done. I'll do the next step over the weekend. I could laugh, but I'm just glad I finally broke through the inertia - the first layer is always so hard.

Now that I've done at least THAT much, my reward is a shower, the last of that delicious fish curry with pappadums, and then the finale of The Pitt! ๐Ÿฉบ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why is south melbourne market so hot

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (11 children)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-04-11/weekly-news-quiz-april-11/105159430

I WAS 9 for 9, excited, hopeful. Question 10 though... No idea. Guessed wrong. Hopes dashed.
9/10

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I was just reading about a new law coming in for electric vehicles sold in Aus to have speakers that emit noise so that pedestrians will hear them. Good in theory. The catch is, each car maker can have custom noise, so of course they all want some special unique sound. I am already imagining the cacophony of clashing car noises. Lucky I donโ€™t suffer from sensory issue but this could be a new form of hell for those that do. Oh, and the noise must be between 50-75db.

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