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Given their hisotry of altering deals, I'd tell them to go fuck themselves they're going to bomb us anyways.
this is the one time that libs could do their thing and quote star wars via darth vader's "I am altering the deal, pray that I don't alter it any further" and be correct and relevant, but are they gonna do it? hell no
fucked up april fools joke
If this is an April fools joke, it's messed up; if it's real, Israel is definitely going to just break any truce or ceasefire; them following through on a ceasefire would be the surprise.
Something impossible to do since Israel's already killed a bunch of them themselves
Hamas would be forgiven for [redacting] those prisoners at this point.
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