This literally happened to my great grandfather in the late 1920s. He bought a car, got distracted by the sight of a pretty lady, and drove into a swamp. He was yelling "whoa! whoa!" and pulling back on the steering wheel while the car went off the road. That is what he had done his whole life to stop a horse drawn buggy in an emergency. He told my grandfather, who was riding with him at the time, that he could have the car if he could get it out of the swamp. He said he was going back to his horse and buggy because a horse wouldn't have run off the road into a swamp no matter what he looked at. He continued to use a horse and buggy for all of his transportation needs until he died in the mid 1960s. #FuckCars

When your drunk, horse drives you home.

I'd rather have a ultralight carbon fiber donkey carriage

Horses are superior. When your car break down, you'll starve to death. Horses, however... 😋

If cars are better than horses, why do horses still exist? Checkmate evolutionist

It doesn't make sense to use automobiles. Imagine having to build out paved roads everywhere and also set up stations along these roads to refuel. Just completely impractical.

frankly won't be surprised, if Tesla survives 30 years we're gonna see a Cyberhorse. big if. but yeah. and they'll be obnoxious too.

Fun fact, there are more domesticated horses now then there were at the hight of horses being used as transportation. I found this out when a reporter asked Jay Leno, an avid classic car collector, if he was upset about the CA law that makes only EVs legal to sell as new cars in CA by a certain date. He said he totally approved of the measure, and that there was nothing to worry about for classic car collectors, and citing horse ownership rates.

"Hahaha" laughs in invasive species

Equestrians are now free from menial labor and can focus on their Only Horse accounts.

Horses, the original automatic braking

Mr. Hands enters the chat.....

Buy my nfts then.

Hello, I am an internal combustion car. I can't go very fast unless the road is all paved, or very far unless you spend billions bringing fuel from thousand of kilometers to feed me. And if you drive me, people will think you're NOT gay!

Cars are just a scam made up by Big Horse to sell more horsepower without actually selling any horses

There are articles from before the automobile discussing the pollution problems with horses. Apparently horses poop, a lot.

Fuck your Subaru I've a horse outside