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[+] 136 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)
  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She's brilliant and meta.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    My 5 month old performed my wife's knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    My 4 month old just did the world's first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn't want to explain it cause she's mad at me for making her wear socks.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.

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  • [–] 77 points 2 years ago

    “Mother! I yearn for the mines!”

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  • [–] 46 points 2 years ago

    You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said "daddy I know you're going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries" and I said "son, you're 38 years old, why the hell haven't you moved out yet?"

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago

    Bro... if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn't even have such a balance.

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    There's person holding the baby that's been shopped out

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  • [+] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I used to do the /Italics/ a lot but over here we use markdown so it's just as easy to do *italics* like this

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  • [–] 23 points 2 years ago

    Child labor laws ruined this country

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  • [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    And then the car clapped

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    My brain is convinced that is a plastic bag that got caught on the hose.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago

    This is what happens when Facebook women try to one up each other's posts.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago

    Weird. I'm used to seeing Asians in obviously fake internet content 🤷🏻‍♂️

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Babys first huff of gas fumes

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  • [+] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
    [+] -8 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    A 7 month old did that? Bullshit.

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  • [–] -1 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I don't know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak

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