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[–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn't want to explain it cause she's mad at me for making her wear socks.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.

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