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[+] 136 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (9 children)
  • [–] 62 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She's brilliant and meta.

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  • [–] 31 points 2 years ago (6 children)

    My 5 month old performed my wife's knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    My 4 month old just did the world's first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.

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  • [–] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn't want to explain it cause she's mad at me for making her wear socks.

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  • [–] 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.

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  • [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)