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CALL TO ACTION: Help Us Come Up With ChapoChat Taglines (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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We need your help to come up with several dumb taglines that can go on the main page.

We're thinking it’d be neat to have a list of taglines that it randomly rotates through (and maybe special taglines for days like Kissinger Crab Party).

A quick example by @Koa_lala was “Welcome to the Cool Zone”

So comment with your best / worst bits, jokes and CTH running gags, etc.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

There's a dang CHEETO in the whitehouse!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 years ago (1 children)

"America deserved 9/11" -- the tagline for every September 11th and maybe Fourth of July

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago

I was thinking, in the same vein of the "it's currently 5:32 in Moscow",

Maybe have something like "the Chinese military currently has 2340983 Black people in cages" (or Iraqis dead, or babies in cages, or you get the idea)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago (1 children)

This is how Bernie can still win

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago

Just "how Bernie can still win:"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago* (last edited 4 years ago)

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Amber.

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The top 1% of the top 1% of the top 1%

Uh, let me be clear.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago

officially approved by will menaker

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago

I thought the whole reason we came here was to be able to say

John Brown did nothing wrong

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago (1 children)

Cum

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 years ago

I wish I had 13 upvotes to give