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[–] [email protected] 222 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't yell obscenities in front of my kids or I'll beat you to pulp in front my kids.

[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 month ago

Also he could potentially get killed in front of his kids. But I guess that's not as bad as his kids hearing a "fuck you".

[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does he think the people yelling at his car are on his facebook or something?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Tbf if I was a relative I'd be liable to do so lol. Though I'd keep it PG.

[–] blarth 12 points 1 month ago

These people are attention seekers, which explains the CT purchase in the first place.

[–] [email protected] 120 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy beat the shit out of someone because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Daddy try to beat the shit out of someone.

I'm a man with the confidence to pick a fight with someone over their stupid fucking car in public, think he would take a second to wonder why I'm so confident?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

He bought a cyber truck. No, he lacks all critical thinking and impulse control. He'll go to his grave mad and confused

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy ~~beat the shit out of someone~~ get shot because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt

[–] [email protected] 85 points 1 month ago

Be more concerned about pulling yourself and your children from the flaming death heap when the doors don't work.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe don’t buy a nazi wagon if you don’t want to be treated like a nazi. Just a thought.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Sounds like he is leaning in to the whole Nazi scene.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He definitely votes Republican lol

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And is a solid Christian. The two values pair perfectly.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

no, he's a "christian"

I'm not going to pretend religion hasn't been used as an excuse to do a lot of awful shit throughout history, but in terms of actually following the teachings of Christ, Republicans are about as far as you can get from them. Loving thy neighbor, welcoming the stranger from another land, flipping over tables and chasing the money changers with a whip -- so on and so on. And I'm an agnostic who's never read the bible proper, merely snippets, so if I know this shit better than they do, yeah, nah. They're not Christians, they're "Christians".

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"dont swear at me with my kids around or i will beat the shit out of you in front of my kids and scar them for life!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (13 children)

It's also assuming they win. If you physically assault someone they have the right to defend themselves or in many states fill them with lead. None of those situations are good for the children. Watching your parent get the shit kicked out of them or killed on the street isn't how you should be teaching your kids how to not get the shit kicked out of them or killed on the street.

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (3 children)

In my neck of the woods, getting out of your car and charging angrily towards another car will get you shot or flattened.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Seriously. I'm from texas. Some people would happily let him come over to their car and start reaching in punching just to let it cross into castle doctrine/stand your ground territory. I was always taught to just assume people have guns in their cars and to act accordingly.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (7 children)

That does sound very American

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Getting into a gunfight over a road rage incident with children present sounds pretty american tbh

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I'm not quick to violence or guns, but you're not reaching in my window and dragging me out without you get a couple of Colt .45 pills to the thorax.

Yes, much like myself, the .45ACP is old and slow, but it will handily punch through a car door and deep into a slab of fat dumbass.

Who in America thinks they can just attack a stranger?!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't vote. I care about my children. Somehow these are compatible statements

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

His children don't nead to hear about things he doesnt like, yet he thinks it's a good example to escalate someone calling him a name to assault/battery.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Quick heads-up to anyone actually planning on committing a potentially illegal act: Do not put it down in writing on a publicly accessible forum next to your name and image.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

Soo... you don't want your kids to hear some angry words, but you're totally fine with them watching their father commit violence? Yeah, I bet this jackass is in the running for parent of the goddamned year.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago

I will protect my kids from obscenities by instead presenting them with toxic violence.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I don't vote" yeah that's just as bad as voting republican.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

"I don't care about Elon and I'm not political and I don't vote"

Translated to Magatese

"I sweat Elon's balls and voted for Trump twice and I listen to Steve Bannon podcasts every day"

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Crazy that swearing in front of kids is bad but watching their dad fight someone is good. Maybe less about protecting his kids and more about insecurity.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

He has eyes, yet he still bought the thing.
He deserves to be sworn at.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

This was part of the reason I quit social media. Posts like this that are on people's walls that have 'walking hardon' energy. Like nobody that's confronting you is reading that, just your friends. And you know this.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

If they really cared about their kids, then they wouldnt bought the most dangerous vehicle on the roads...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find it fairly reasonable to ask that you don't swear around kids. Unless they always have their kids with them to be used as a shield. Which, I mean... Elon did it, of course his followers would follow his lead. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

i've never understood why that's reasonable, how is swearing harming kids?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Poor snowflake, they hurt her feelings :(

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Ive been yelling fuck elon musk at people in tesla vehicles since way before it was cool!!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

"when they r in the car"

Literacy skills that match the opinion 🤣

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How on message that this self absorbed fuck thinks randos are going to read his social status prior to flipping him the bird on the freeway for driving a swasticar.

Totally stable. Buy something that screams "look at me!" and then be upset when someone expresses their distaste.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I'd be more concerned with pulling off body panels, if I were him.

Edit: also, why is it all these people are so bad at writing? How do you get enough money for a Cybertruck while obviously being a moron?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Generational wealth.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I am so glad that he posted this to the place where all other drivers would know to read to hear his wailing, OR MAYBE, this snowflake wants someone to feel like he is a victim and he is just being a good father.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

God it would be hilarious if someone tried to pull me out of my car. Those kids will get a real lesson about their dad and consequences.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rearrange my facial structure?

What does that even mean??

You going to tell me a joke

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it means he’s threatening to aggressively make out with you.

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