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[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 months ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)
[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

is this the part where I imply your mother has loose morals?

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'd like to remind our guests that we have a bathroom.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

First thing in the morning and you make me laugh hard enough to not only cry but wake a housemate in another room, and he passed out hammered last night, he was out like a rock.

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 months ago

Definitely a DP; Digital Painting...

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I totally missed that but now can’t unsee it. Before your comment I was in team “sword fight”

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

Kermit, Ms. Piggy, and Bert.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Ive been staring at it for a while to see if it could possibly be anything else. Got nothing.

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

Double penetration (one in the ass and one in the vag).

The bisexual in me prefers double vaginal penetration, but it's difficult to find good DVP without running into the same guys in every video, or some nasty Russian shit where they also piss on the girl. Instant boner killer.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Agreed. I draw the line at pissing on them

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

two clowns about to touch peens

[-] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago

Two guys about to swordfight. With their pork swords.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Exactly what I saw. Nice to know that I am not the only pervert here

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Oval Office meeting of the 2 co presidents

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Ah, so that's America in the middle then.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

A regular dugtrio and an upside down dugtrio. It’s funny how the upside down dugtrio managed to dig itself into the ceiling

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Exactly. This is Mario's PoV as he runs towards the princess.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Check the comments for the name of the actress...

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

It's actually two Machamps viewed from below.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

A smartphone in my hand.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Huh I see a beast with 3 backs.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

First I saw jelly beans, then I noticed the arrangement and saw touching tips, then I looked for what else could be taken in that direction and noticed the clearly intentional double penetration.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Two bears high fiving

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Some super Mario level backdrop

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Docking. (What does that say about me?)

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Two totally normal sized dicks

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Ceci n'est pas une acte sexuel

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Poop back and forth, forever.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

A good time 😏

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Now I can't unsee it!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Dolphins dressed in monocles with tiny tophats that cover up their blowholes.

https://youtu.be/3w1wwGcu0Dk

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

How many parents do you have 👀

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Decidedly not tulips if that's what you were hoping for.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Palm tree on an island with some houses.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Hey I've seen this one, it's a classic!

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