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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

At the moment, that would either be Bofuri or Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear. As long as I don't make an enemy out of the indestructible girl in black armor/a bear costume, I should be just fine.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Geoguessr.

Ok.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm an old man in D&D? Yeah, I'm dead

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

You could always sell your soul to an archfey or something

Personally I would be the strongest cleric under Lliira

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

The Matrix.

Pretty fucking screwed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

the reapers coming to make nearly all life extinct?

ah yes, "the reapers". sorry honey, I don't believe that nonsense. not screwed at all. life's pretty good in this universe.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I consider the Borg to be a goal, not a problem.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I am introvert. I cannot even imagine having people mind connected 🤣

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You will no longer be an introvert. Your conscious will meld with ours. There will be no you, only us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Well i hope that us, will be more practical and less talkative, because my mind will melt or explode, if the women will talk as much as today.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Well, as far as Path of Exile 2 is concerned, I'll try to become someone's pet. Pets don't fight, are invincible and all they do is follow their owner wherever they go. I'd be able to see wondrous landscapes and all kinds of monsters without a care in the world.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Pokemon seems awful

Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food

Animal attacks are more common and dangerous

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. "Pallet Town" having three buildings is unlivable but it isn't shown that way in non-game media.

The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

These terrorist organizations are at least nice enough to let you attempt to capture a relatively weak pikachu for over a decade. My boss gets mad if I go over my 15 minute coffee break.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Ever present terrorism

No one said you couldn't join them

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.

And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.

Scrappy is goddamn precious

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Wheel of Time wouldn't be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you're completely screwed if you're a male and end up being a magic user.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Just stop channeling until they

spoilercleanse Saidin

But yea, without modern technology, I'd actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm good. I mean, there's a hell portal right next to a certain town in the countryside, but even the demons of this world are more "asshole characters and weird animals" than actual-ACTUAL-demons. Plus they seem to have completely handled issues of poverty and such by taming all of nature with magic, even if they still use money and have jobs. Less 'socialism' and more 'post-scarcity society, but with magic instead of tech'.

.... I'm talking about Equestria from Gen 4 My Little Pony by the way.

....... Then again ponies are like SUUUUPER racist, so if I end up there as a human, I think I'd be experimented on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

With a bit of twisting you get diablo1/2 universe

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

.... For real?

I was a child that didn't understand english when I played Diablo, so I'm willing to take it at face value but like.

For real?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can't say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

The Expanse fans:

... dies on Eros

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (5 children)

I'm not certain if I'd be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I'd be fucked either way though since I assume I'd be a rando off screen, and not the main character

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Stardew you'd at least be fucked in the good way. I mean, just look at Mayor Louis and Marnie

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

what are your thoughts on Abigail?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

her diet lacks minerals

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Who doesn't love Abigail? My wife and I came within a hair of naming our first child Abigail but ultimately chose a different name

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Star Wars.

I'll accept it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Nice invincible verse

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

There is one animated meme making the rounds now, posing the question on whether viewers would want a bucolic near-communist solarpunk future where everyone is happy and has their needs met, or a 40k future of massive mechs that can level entire cities on their own.

I say: why not both?

Crunchy outer shell of 40k that is just enough for a healthy defence of humanity, 90+% gooey solarpunk interior that gives everyone else a psychologically healthy and comfortable life.

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