Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.
Not sure if there's any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.
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Cosmere time! Give me all of that Investiture!
At the moment, that would either be Bofuri or Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear. As long as I don't make an enemy out of the indestructible girl in black armor/a bear costume, I should be just fine.
Geoguessr.
Ok.
Dementia simulator
I'm an old man in D&D? Yeah, I'm dead
You could always sell your soul to an archfey or something
Personally I would be the strongest cleric under Lliira
It is a fair tale, though it is sad, as are all the tales of Middle-earth, and yet it may lift up your hearts.
the reapers coming to make nearly all life extinct?
ah yes, "the reapers". sorry honey, I don't believe that nonsense. not screwed at all. life's pretty good in this universe.
The Matrix.
Pretty fucking screwed.
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it
I consider the Borg to be a goal, not a problem.
I am introvert. I cannot even imagine having people mind connected 🤣
You will no longer be an introvert. Your conscious will meld with ours. There will be no you, only us.
Well i hope that us, will be more practical and less talkative, because my mind will melt or explode, if the women will talk as much as today.
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Well, as far as Path of Exile 2 is concerned, I'll try to become someone's pet. Pets don't fight, are invincible and all they do is follow their owner wherever they go. I'd be able to see wondrous landscapes and all kinds of monsters without a care in the world.
try to become someone’s pet
I would love to know what happened with the person(s) who played Elon’s PoE account. Like great I need the DOGE expose and the revolution, but can I get an in-depth Wired piece on this one particular person or group first please
Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
That doesn't sound that bad
These terrorist organizations are at least nice enough to let you attempt to capture a relatively weak pikachu for over a decade. My boss gets mad if I go over my 15 minute coffee break.
If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. "Pallet Town" having three buildings is unlivable but it isn't shown that way in non-game media.
The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.
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Assuming I can find Sam and Dean or stay the fuck away from Sam and Dean I would be safe.
Star Wars.
I'll accept it.
Wheel of Time wouldn't be so terrible except that you lose 400 years of technological progress and you're completely screwed if you're a male and end up being a magic user.
Just stop channeling until they
spoiler
cleanse Saidin
But yea, without modern technology, I'd actually have to go outside? And talk to people? 😱
Everyone looks partially cartoony and keep talking about a vault.
And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.
And the damn neighbour has some weird mutant dog.
Scrappy is goddamn precious
I'm good. I mean, there's a hell portal right next to a certain town in the countryside, but even the demons of this world are more "asshole characters and weird animals" than actual-ACTUAL-demons. Plus they seem to have completely handled issues of poverty and such by taming all of nature with magic, even if they still use money and have jobs. Less 'socialism' and more 'post-scarcity society, but with magic instead of tech'.
.... I'm talking about Equestria from Gen 4 My Little Pony by the way.
....... Then again ponies are like SUUUUPER racist, so if I end up there as a human, I think I'd be experimented on.
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The Expanse fans:
... dies on Eros
Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can't say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green
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