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[–] 117 points 1 year ago* (7 children)

I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.

EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.

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    [–] 56 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Factorio.

    I'm fucked, because I'm also terrible at optimizing my factory

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Nah its cool factorio guy doesn't HAVE to leave.

    No pollution, no biters.

    Very doable.

    Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you.

    You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc.

    Eternity awaits.

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    [–] 47 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up

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    [–] 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Dark Souls/Elden Ring

    It's not like I can die so it's not that bad. It's worse.

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    Cyberpunk 2077. But I don't have to wonder about it. Its happening already.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Me as a fallout fan, probably longer than I should lol

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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago (7 children)
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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I'm definitely dead the moment the Vogons destroy Earth to make room for a hyperspace bypass.

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Me as a drunken dwarf risking my life so the company I work for gets more money: Rock and stone!

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    [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Each zelda game is wildly different when it comes to the state of the world so i can't say for sure. All i know is i need to protect my pots from that maniac in green

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    So... Do I stay as I am or do I become a pony when I end up in Equestria? 🤔

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    [–] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I'm really into The Expanse and that's probably more interesting.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Pokemon seems awful

    Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food

    Animal attacks are more common and dangerous

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. "Pallet Town" having three buildings is unlivable but it isn't shown that way in non-game media.

    The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's nice to see how many of yall are quick with whatever your favorite fictional universe is..

    I have never put much thought into one I'd deem as a favorite. I like a lot of games, shows, books, and such.. But I don't think I'd be able to pick just one.

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    [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Elder Scrolls... So here's hoping I land somewhere in Cyrodiil with a long gap in between major catastrophic events.

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    You mean I get to love on the Discworld on the backs of 4 giant elephants on the back of a cosmic turtle?

    HELL YEAH!

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Brandon Sanderson's cosmere. Kinda even chances between being instantly killed, enslaved, selling my soul to make a living or being stuck in the same office job I already have, but this time I'm Magneto.

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    Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Fallout. I'm dead before I realize where I am.

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    [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Pokemon fans: 40k Fans Americans:

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, not sure, Pokemon fans would be as excited, once they're there. They could have basically their universe, if they just organize a dogfighting league and they don't do that.

    ...I hope.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

    I'm not certain if I'd be more fucked in Factorio, The Elder Scrolls, Terraria, or Stardew Valley. I'd be fucked either way though since I assume I'd be a rando off screen, and not the main character

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm an old man in D&D? Yeah, I'm dead

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    [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Pokemon fans can go to dog fighting to understand why they might not be as happy as they think. Also imagine that some of the dogs can electrocute, burn and drown other dogs. Also, sometimes they put a chihuahua against a great dane.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    Safest bet is to be a child in Skyrim.

    Not sure if there's any mods left on the main sites to make them killable.

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    I don't think I have a favorite universe - especially not if I get to live as a regular person. I think I'd pick Elder Scrolls

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    [–] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I think I'd be pretty screwed. I'd most likely be living in some remote, forgotten village, trying to eke out enough of a living to pay the local lord for the privilege, while trying to avoid my home being raided by Aiel, or Seanchan, or Dragonsworn, or one of the other dozen armies roaming the countryside. Or maybe I'd be serving in one of those armies, fodder for the front lines, going up against enemies with no qualms about using the One Power for killing.

    There's a tiny, remote chance that I could be studying in one of the schools in Cairhien or Caemlyn, trying to push technology out of the dark ages, which would be pretty cool. But that still comes with the risk of being a target of Darkfriends and the Forsaken, which is less cool.

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