▲ 930 ▼ How screwed are you? (lemmy.ml) submitted 2 years ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 298 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 2 years ago (3 children) Factorio. I'm fucked, because I'm also terrible at optimizing my factory permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children) Nah its cool factorio guy doesn't HAVE to leave. No pollution, no biters. Very doable. Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you. You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc. Eternity awaits. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Yeah the only thing stopping you is the laws of physics which are seemingly different here. This could work. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm pretty sure you can't pick up landfill without mods. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Spaceage you can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago No shit? Well hell, I gotta play more Space Age then, my current spawn doesn't have a lotta water so I haven't needed landfill, and I've yet to get to another planet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 1 year ago In the base game too permalink fedilink source parent [+] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) Counterpoint This planet is unprocessed, and I will be the one to refine it. The Factory Must Grow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I don't know shit about factorio really but this is still really funny and I feel like I understand it more now and it makes me wish even more that I liked playing it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I highly recommend watching The Worst Guide To Factorio, which is where that quote came from. Gives a great overview of the game with awesome lines like that. Some other great ones include: Do you have a STEM degree or similar mental affliction? Using this very average German, we need to build an automation factory, and to do this, we're going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast. It was never about winning, it's about sending a message. This planet is alive, and I'm going to teach it fear. And in order to do that, we're going to be expanding harder than a furry artist trying to make rent. Hope you started this several hours ago, because now it's time for the Kovarex enrichment process. ... Fun fact: It's named after the game's lead developer and works by exposing the uranium 238 to the radioactive yikes that is his Reddit posts. Scale up our circuit production to an absurd degree and consume them like they're Doritos. Size does matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom, and I'm always on top of my game. And probably my favorite: Finally, I have to address a bit of an elephant in the room. The lead developer of this game kind of sucks. I truly hope they've had a redemption arc since their controversy but I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending this game without acknowledging it. So to balance the scales I've done what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I learned LUA out of spite and made a mod that lets you be gay and select pronouns. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Niiiice :D That last one lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute. permalink fedilink source parent [–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago You only have to optimize the factory enough to protect yourself. If you can progress faster than the biters, you're probably fine. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (2 children) Nah its cool factorio guy doesn't HAVE to leave. No pollution, no biters. Very doable. Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you. You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc. Eternity awaits. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Yeah the only thing stopping you is the laws of physics which are seemingly different here. This could work. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm pretty sure you can't pick up landfill without mods. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Spaceage you can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago No shit? Well hell, I gotta play more Space Age then, my current spawn doesn't have a lotta water so I haven't needed landfill, and I've yet to get to another planet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 1 year ago In the base game too permalink fedilink source parent [+] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago Yeah the only thing stopping you is the laws of physics which are seemingly different here. This could work. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 child) I'm pretty sure you can't pick up landfill without mods. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Spaceage you can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago No shit? Well hell, I gotta play more Space Age then, my current spawn doesn't have a lotta water so I haven't needed landfill, and I've yet to get to another planet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 1 year ago In the base game too permalink fedilink source parent [+] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SmoothLiquidation@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (3 children) In Spaceage you can. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago No shit? Well hell, I gotta play more Space Age then, my current spawn doesn't have a lotta water so I haven't needed landfill, and I've yet to get to another planet. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 1 year ago In the base game too permalink fedilink source parent [+] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago No shit? Well hell, I gotta play more Space Age then, my current spawn doesn't have a lotta water so I haven't needed landfill, and I've yet to get to another planet. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] umbrella@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 child) Counterpoint This planet is unprocessed, and I will be the one to refine it. The Factory Must Grow. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I don't know shit about factorio really but this is still really funny and I feel like I understand it more now and it makes me wish even more that I liked playing it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I highly recommend watching The Worst Guide To Factorio, which is where that quote came from. Gives a great overview of the game with awesome lines like that. Some other great ones include: Do you have a STEM degree or similar mental affliction? Using this very average German, we need to build an automation factory, and to do this, we're going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast. It was never about winning, it's about sending a message. This planet is alive, and I'm going to teach it fear. And in order to do that, we're going to be expanding harder than a furry artist trying to make rent. Hope you started this several hours ago, because now it's time for the Kovarex enrichment process. ... Fun fact: It's named after the game's lead developer and works by exposing the uranium 238 to the radioactive yikes that is his Reddit posts. Scale up our circuit production to an absurd degree and consume them like they're Doritos. Size does matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom, and I'm always on top of my game. And probably my favorite: Finally, I have to address a bit of an elephant in the room. The lead developer of this game kind of sucks. I truly hope they've had a redemption arc since their controversy but I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending this game without acknowledging it. So to balance the scales I've done what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I learned LUA out of spite and made a mod that lets you be gay and select pronouns. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Niiiice :D That last one lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child) I don't know shit about factorio really but this is still really funny and I feel like I understand it more now and it makes me wish even more that I liked playing it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I highly recommend watching The Worst Guide To Factorio, which is where that quote came from. Gives a great overview of the game with awesome lines like that. Some other great ones include: Do you have a STEM degree or similar mental affliction? Using this very average German, we need to build an automation factory, and to do this, we're going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast. It was never about winning, it's about sending a message. This planet is alive, and I'm going to teach it fear. And in order to do that, we're going to be expanding harder than a furry artist trying to make rent. Hope you started this several hours ago, because now it's time for the Kovarex enrichment process. ... Fun fact: It's named after the game's lead developer and works by exposing the uranium 238 to the radioactive yikes that is his Reddit posts. Scale up our circuit production to an absurd degree and consume them like they're Doritos. Size does matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom, and I'm always on top of my game. And probably my favorite: Finally, I have to address a bit of an elephant in the room. The lead developer of this game kind of sucks. I truly hope they've had a redemption arc since their controversy but I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending this game without acknowledging it. So to balance the scales I've done what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I learned LUA out of spite and made a mod that lets you be gay and select pronouns. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Niiiice :D That last one lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 child) I highly recommend watching The Worst Guide To Factorio, which is where that quote came from. Gives a great overview of the game with awesome lines like that. Some other great ones include: Do you have a STEM degree or similar mental affliction? Using this very average German, we need to build an automation factory, and to do this, we're going to become more obsessed with belts than an anime protagonist so that we can accomplish more insertions than a sounding enthusiast. It was never about winning, it's about sending a message. This planet is alive, and I'm going to teach it fear. And in order to do that, we're going to be expanding harder than a furry artist trying to make rent. Hope you started this several hours ago, because now it's time for the Kovarex enrichment process. ... Fun fact: It's named after the game's lead developer and works by exposing the uranium 238 to the radioactive yikes that is his Reddit posts. Scale up our circuit production to an absurd degree and consume them like they're Doritos. Size does matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is a bottom, and I'm always on top of my game. And probably my favorite: Finally, I have to address a bit of an elephant in the room. The lead developer of this game kind of sucks. I truly hope they've had a redemption arc since their controversy but I wouldn't feel comfortable recommending this game without acknowledging it. So to balance the scales I've done what any reasonable person would do in this situation. I learned LUA out of spite and made a mod that lets you be gay and select pronouns. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Niiiice :D That last one lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (1 child) Niiiice :D That last one lmao permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago Be gay, select pronouns, and devour the world for 1.2k more copper plate production per minute. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago You only have to optimize the factory enough to protect yourself. If you can progress faster than the biters, you're probably fine. permalink fedilink source parent