this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Take good care of the luck.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Greeting attempt registered. Reciprocation deployed."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Boost shields! Shut down non-essentials! Ensign, get us out of here!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The cashier started laughing uncontrollably and mocking anon mercilessly (not real)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the cashier was male too (gay)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the cash point used linux too (free)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"good morning"

It's 10 in the evening

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Graveyard shifts get weird, okay?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Why are people so focused on following the social norm? If someone did this in front of me, that would surely make me laugh, even the cashier would have found that funny. Like, what's the problem of being a little different, I make jokes like that all the time(sometimes not on porpouse).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"Good thanks, you?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"Happy/sorry to hear that!"