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[-] [email protected] 219 points 3 months ago

jesus christ they’re dumb

[-] [email protected] 121 points 3 months ago

They know exactly what they're doing, it's a "purification," not entirely dissimilar to the same that happened in the 1930s in Germany.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago

I think most people realise. It's still really fucking dumb

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Oh, no, they're dumb as a bag of bricks. Dumbest Nazis of all time. AI just makes them dumber.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Nononono! They're super-smart! Even when everything they do looks exactly what an incredibly stupid person would do that's just because they're playing 1000D chess! They've thought of everything so we should all just give up and accept their rule.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Does everyone big country have to go through that phase?

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

not at all. trying to eliminate gay people from history, and also a nice convenient moment to sweep some war crimes under the rug

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

People like this don’t think it was wrong

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

they're not who they're manufacturing consent from. it's the ~55% of people who apparently listen to nothing but spotify and watch nothing but entertainment

[-] [email protected] 119 points 3 months ago

Also apparently any photo of any Black or woman service member.

Because they didn't consider the possibility that women and Black service members did noteworthy things based on their actual merit.

[-] [email protected] 86 points 3 months ago

"Images of historically significant military achievements or personnel, such as the Tuskegee Airmen and the first female Marine Corps infantry graduates, have been flagged for removal."

Wow. That's pretty blatant.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

The Tuskegee airmen thing pisses me off so much. Like brick-throwing shit-burning degree of angry.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Including a Hispanic Marine who received a Medal of Honor for jumping on a grenade to save his comrades. Medal given in 1946, the infamous period of DEI...

[-] [email protected] 87 points 3 months ago

Normal country

Normal things are done in it.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I’m fine. We’re fine. We’re all fine here. How are you?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

"It was a lousy conversation anyway. Chewie, we're gonna have company!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago

If they do this then they should at least be consistent and remove every mention of the words Straight, Bi, Pan and Trans as well

Taking your Biplane for a transatlantic flight, straight to the Panama canal? That's a paddlin

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Via the Gulf of Mexico.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Bicycles are banned. Cars are no longer allowed to have transmissions either.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Tran-sport in general is banned. So is all Bi-ology.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Transatlantic towards Panama?

We Europeans didn't ban those words.

Transcontinental would work though

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I wonder how the fascies will say: "I need a new frying pan"

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[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I was really hoping this was a case of intentional malicious compliance to draw attention to the stupidity of this new policy. No such luck.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

find /mnt/gubarmentfiles/ -name "*gay*" -exec rm {} \;

-- some dogenerate, propably.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I don't believe that they're even that capable. Probably really on LLMs to write every script for them and don't know whether or not it actually works.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago

So the snowflakes have reached the banning words stage now, have they?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The Enola Gay is still mildly radioactive, so I can’t help but think “Hot gays in your area ready to bang”

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

They're also removing pictures of a Medal of Honor recipient from World War 2. His crime? Being Hispanic. Because being Hispanic and being awarded the MoH posthumously is obviously DEI. From that infamous time of DEI awards, 1946.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

This is just a book burning.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Why can’t they just rename it Enola Straight?

Though Enola sounds pretty ethnic.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

I just did whatever the opposite of eating the onion is. I assumed this was the onion.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"Shat the onion"? Naah that doesn't too right either.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Enola Sad and Straight

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

The fuck ???

It's the name of pilot's mother: Enola Gay Tibbets !!! It has nothing to do with LGBTQRSTwhatever !!!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Yes that's why it's the article.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

This is just the right kind of absurd for our current government circus. I believe the headline completely without even reading the article.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I wonder if this is an example of malicious compliance.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Have a yabba dabba do time, a dabba do time...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

What are you doing this weekend, Trump? Something gay, no doubt?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Sucking on more toes.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

So censorship 🤣

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Jesus, they're going through and "purifying" all the different government archives. This is gonna do irreparable harm to our knowledge of history. Utterly vile

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