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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

If they do this then they should at least be consistent and remove every mention of the words Straight, Bi, Pan and Trans as well

Taking your Biplane for a transatlantic flight, straight to the Panama canal? That's a paddlin

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago

Via the Gulf of Mexico.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bicycles are banned. Cars are no longer allowed to have transmissions either.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Tran-sport in general is banned. So is all Bi-ology.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Transatlantic towards Panama?

We Europeans didn't ban those words.

Transcontinental would work though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wonder how the fascies will say: "I need a new frying pan"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That phrase is an incantation to cause aneurysms in racist grandpas.