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[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

he probably wouldn't even die, he'd just spread it to as many people as possible so he can turn it into a global pandemic and kill off the "undesirables"

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Like his herpes?

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Elon will get fucked, since he's already a chicken.

Jon Stewart Says Elon Musk Flaked on 'Daily Show' Interview Offer https://search.app/q7ZWc8e9BMM3zA8G7

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago

Why use a Google link shortener with tracking, instead of linking to the Hollywood reporters site directly.

Or, more to the point, why use a Google app that replaces links you want to share with redirects?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

I'll be honest, I'm not very tech savvy. I thought, going to the website (using my phone) and using the share/copy link option was good enough. If you let me know how to avoid these inconveniences, I'll implement such an approach next time.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Depends on your process. Are you using the Google (Search) App? I don't think you can turn that off in there. I'd take a look at using a different Browser. If you're on iOS, Safari is probably fine, if you're on Android, I'd think about using Firefox (Google Play), or if you're feeling daring, Fennec, a more privacy focused version of Firefox (F-droid).

The UX will be different, and you gotta decide whether you're fine with that, but at least those won't change the links you're trying to share.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks for the information. I'm browsing Lemmy using Sync on my android phone and I'll browse articles sometimes using duckduckgo, mozilla, or Google search app

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Maybe try using the "open in firefox/chrome" before

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

A surprising amount of people on iOS use the "Google App" as a browser

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

Is that his exwife? What's she even doing on twitter?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

She's garbage just like him

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

One of them, yes.

How an independently successful person like her got knocked up by Elon, I'll never understand.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

I think the only other things I know about her was the photo op of her reading The Communist Manifesto after the divorce and her tweeting him to stop being awful one time. Everything seems performative with her when it would be so easy for her to be a sympathetic figure. Well, shitheels attract shitheels.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Money. No deeper than that.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I don't know the ins and outs of their relationship but the impression I got was that they weren't "together" in a traditional sense.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

i have this handy applicator that lets you skip that step, point and click, hk makes it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Rip the 12th chicken :'(

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Or failing that, use the eggs to give Elon super high cholesterol.

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