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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

Can't wait for the conspiracy theory that Hitler is alive to turn out to be true, and he just comes out of hiding, thanks Trump, and takes over.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

10 to 1 the voters didn't make that choice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Are you talking about eligible non-voters?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 14 hours ago (6 children)

Imagine putting a fucking bird on your chest for forty years, saluting a piece of fabric, sacrificing your family and shit.

40 years of putting on that clown makeup and they just stick the nose on someone else.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of bird, though? Like, we talking a chickadee? A northern flicker?

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Bruh, if they keep doing this, Olympus Has Fallen's plot is gonna seem realistic

(Can we just get Morgan Freeman instead of whatever this dumpsterfire we got?)

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

I think you mean Civil War (2024).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

That was low key a good movie... Although Kirsten Dunst is like my celebrity crush.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Her smile is enchanting

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Although Kirsten Dunst is like my celebrity crush.

Nuh uh, she’s my celebrity crush.

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[–] [email protected] 197 points 22 hours ago (6 children)

Asking my Trump-voting Navy dad about this, wish me luck fam

[–] [email protected] 31 points 15 hours ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It's been 10 hours, I don't think they survived

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

14h, he ded

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[–] [email protected] 142 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

What I've found works in exposing their bias and letting you know you'll never get an honest opinion is reversing the positions.

When news came out in his first term that Trump was having Lou Dobbs on conference call during important meetings I asked my dad "did you hear that Obama used to have Anderson Cooper on conference calls during important meetings?" and naturally he says "of course he would, that's pretty messed up they shouldn't allow that kind of stuff." then I apologized for lying and said "it was actually Lou Dobbs and Trump." again naturally he then changes his tune "oh, well Lou Dobbs is a respectable journalist, that's different..."

Ok thanks dad, I now know I can never trust your opinion. It changes based on whether it's your team or not.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 16 hours ago

"Did you hear biden's son in law was the ambassador to Ukraine? And right after he stepped down from his position, Ukraine invested 2 BILLION dollars with his company? Yeah that's messed up. Oh whoops, it was Jared kushner and Saudi Arabia, my bad."

I hit a guy with that one. I actually got him to say yeah they should investigate that.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

And You know what's even worse? They did it a second time. After he fucked them over the first time.

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