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Ravenclaw, always get that
Choose a wizarding book you'd like to read: [...] option C: Asiatic antivenoms
wtf is Azov, why did it put me there
Hufflepuff. Why did you make me do this, Dirt Owl? 
So I can embarrass you all if you ever cross me
I want to make this quiz, except that after about 30 questions it just starts pulling AI-generated ones, and it never ends
As a trans person, this post is a hate crime
Will you forgive me if I poop on J.K. Rowlings car?
Okay so here me out...
You got Gryffindor, didn't you? 
I got fucklepuff
Wait a minute, a literal owl didn't get ravenclaw, the bird house?
I did get ravenclaw btw. No big deal.
Oh lah dee dah you got the big brain bird house and I got the stinky badger ooooh look at you 
Im hufflepuff
Also hufflepuff. Is this the leftist house?
All hexbears are libleft, all hexbears are Hufflepuffs
Stalin was not a Gryffindor 😤
Political compasses are garbage but moralizing Gryffindors are definitely authoritarian right. Slytherine are ancaps. Ravenclaw are nerdy MLs and Hufflepuff hippies are anarchists.
I do not like what I just did.
This comment will be what you are remembered for, sorry.
Contemptously. Bunch of Westerners, I am the snake-pilled, AESmaxxing Slytherchad, you are the seething Badgercel.
I said I disliked Gryffindor the most, bc Slytherin is like, why do I bother hating the fascists? I am dispassionate about 
, gotta do what you gotta do. The supposed good guys? This is where it gets emotional. I realize I dug my own pit here
Ravenclaw but I was guessing on a lot of them. Fuck is a niffler?
All of the magical creatures sound like obscure vaguely homophobic slurs from the early 1900s.
i got gryffindor, which is cringe bc i know i’d be a hufflepuff. smoke weed every day
Death to America
I assumed this was a gag and the questions never end.