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[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Sounds pretty on brand for Duchovny at that time lol

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 days ago (3 children)

He did Playgirl after all πŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Was that before or after the Red Shoe Diaries?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I literally only know this bc of Modern Family lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Wait, is playgirl real? I thought it was a joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Well, the joke is that it was mostly gay men buying it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

You thought the story was a joke? Or you don’t think the magazine existed?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And you know whats worst?! In our day in time I would still fuck mulder

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ma'am, the queue to ride is over here.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

is there fast pass for this ride?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Somehow I know of doubt much has changed lol

[–] [email protected] 74 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Then definitely don't watch Californication.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 4 days ago

It's basically a documentary about himself

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Or Red Shoe Diaries, people kinda forgot that his big role before X-files was just softcore porn.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Entire show about how Hollywood amplifies the worst qualities in everyone.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

He definitely fucked the posters mom. She’s bitter he didn’t call back

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I think he fucked everyone in that class. Whoreishly

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

All this lounging smh

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean, have you seen Californication?? He’s the whorest of whores.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Wasn’t the show partly a bio pic for him?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn’t he go into rehab for sex addiction at one point?

[–] sommerset 11 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago

David, you ho.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

He didn't lounge, he sauntered vaguely

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

One person's negative is another person's positive I guess.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

teacher assistant

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago