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[–] [email protected] 88 points 5 days ago (2 children)

When corporations put fecal matter in the water supply, that’s just the will of the free market and the natural order of things. When you do it, however, all of a sudden it’s “endangerment of life”. Double standard much?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The first two rules of breaking the law without consequences:

  1. Be rich
  2. Don’t be poor
[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 days ago

Try taking legal actions with them and millions of people would argue how you're killing corporates and let commies take over.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.

Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.

Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Poop has DNA from the depositor.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Don’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"What is this, wolf hair?"

1000025099

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Inconclusive inconclusive

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

I highly doubt they're going to pay for a DNA test...

[–] [email protected] 93 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 87 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Potentially taking legal action?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Putting something full of dangerous bacteria in the water supply isn’t just a prank. If someone put some food safe additive in there to make the water taste or smell bad it’d be less of an issue. (Still a jerk move, debatably.)

[–] [email protected] -5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lemmy and recognizing when some is joking, a great "what if"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

Someone is joking in greentext of all places and they took it seriously lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 days ago

The threadiverse's median reading level is about 5th grade

[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Remember kids, when doing a crime, check your surroundings first

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or don't. These kinds of people should be caught. Ideally, they should be made an example of. Not just punitive justice, but frightening, deterring justice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Exactly. People need to learn to check their surroundings first, and those that don't should be made an example of.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 days ago

May i give you a shit pebble in these trying times?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Remember kids: you're supposed to shit on the toilet, not on the water cooler.