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WWYD if Juche necromancy reincarnated you as a DPRK citizen when you die? (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Stalin's spoon, now in the hands of Kim Jong Un, has shown you a vision, and apparently your future is in the DPRK. What would you do if you knew this would happen?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

First thing I'd do is go get a new haircut, hurr hurr amirite fellow libs?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

I would not need a new hair cut, I already have the same one as Kim Jong-Un kim-drip

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago

Do a little dance

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

i'd probably pull the train

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

I would make the Red Dawn remake real

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually learn Korean so I don't have to get by on misremembered fragments of kpop songs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Can't imagine trying to communicate only knowing "I love you", "hello", "I'm hungry", "be afraid of me", and "I caught you!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

would i have a dick or a pussy when i get reanimated

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You're a skellington skeleton-motorcycle

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

ehhhhhh idk i'd rather have the "wrong" genitals than none at all

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Fair! I'm happy just bonin'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Skellussy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Work on a deer farm or pilot the boat that takes the kids in the deer farming community to school

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Tell Kim to stop being a lib and launch the nukes