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[–] [email protected] 2 points 26 minutes ago

WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you'd like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.

it's sarcasm, gdi. don't block me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 41 seconds ago

I would never block you! I'm moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it's mine though.

[–] [email protected] 93 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 50 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Are there trolls in these groups that feed bullshit to the gullible or do they make it up themselves?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 50 minutes ago

There are, but more alarming are the grifters who have putshed this entire philosophy of bullshit to scam the poor suckers who are trying to find a secret way of not being broke all the time.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 15 hours ago

Don't forget those who make money off these rubes as well. Grifters feed them more than the trolls

[–] [email protected] 21 points 14 hours ago

Yes, there absolutely are.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

You're not wrong. Some of these folks do sound a bit like Charlie Kelley.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

Oh shit. Shots fired!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago

I noticed this one won't work since there isn't a single emoji.

[–] HobbitFoot 10 points 17 hours ago

When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don't make sense...

[–] [email protected] 32 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time... Facing west of course

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

Actually… yeah.

Legal words are like magic to them, and heck if that mad old man Merlin can do it then so can I!! Hold my toadstool, watch this.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

True west or magnetic west?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

First one, then the other. But you must alternate in the same frequency as your two factor authentication device does after you have seeded it using 42069 on 29 feb.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Pure West.

How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

That’s… I am dying

[–] [email protected] 24 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

What did they even get the ticket for??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I'd love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they're sitting on the lap of the person in the driver's seat of a car.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can't just tease us like this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 31 minutes ago

Bones is here for you:

[–] [email protected] 18 points 16 hours ago

Wtf did I just read?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Stop apologizing for providing solid entertainment!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just prone to verbal diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Solid diarrhea is just solid shit

[–] [email protected] 12 points 16 hours ago

Okay, but what if the AG or the officer doesn't consent? Or worse, make the sovtard the trustee of the imaginary business entity?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago

Let us know how that pans out, you witless cretin.