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[–] [email protected] 24 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

What did they even get the ticket for??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I'd love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they're sitting on the lap of the person in the driver's seat of a car.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add "with prejudice," rookie mistake.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can't just tease us like this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Bones is here for you: