I hope that's bait because he fuckin gottem
this post was submitted on 03 Feb 2025
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I don't know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:
i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers....
Why do Americans do weird shit like this?
Are we censoring Pepe now?
It's a rare abstract Pepe.
That is the pepe.
What makes them think they're American? I don't see any guns or medical bills piled up?
The framed picture of a fan.
It's a mirror
Why is the mirror non-reflective and shaped like a fan? Seems like an odd design choice.
Why would you have a framed picture of a mirror, that'd just be weird.
Americans are weird
Somehow I can tell it it's a room in a USian or canadian house, not sure why exactly though. Maybe it's the closets, door styles, the carpet, or how they paint their walls. Windows, outlets and door knobs are a dead giveaway.
US: pastel colours, gaudy ceiling furniture, furniture the colour of the walls, tacky metal frames sprayed with gold, needless 6-panelled doors, walk-in closet.
If this was UK: white walls + cheap spotlights that point nowhere, wood-coloured furniture, tacky metal frames but thinner and black, smaller doors with stupid handles, no closet.
If this was Germany: white walls + no ceiling fixtures, cheap but wooden furniture, tacky metal frames but strong for some reason, clearly framed doors, wide light switches for household pets, no closet.
It's the unpainted walls because why bother if you can't afford it and your landlord will soft-evict you by doubling rent in a year?
It's definitely painted, otherwise you'd see the ~~cardboard~~ drywall, maybe it's the choice of colour.
I don't think there are other countries with ceiling fans?
We have them in Japan, but they're mostly at businesses. That's slowly changing for homeowners, but not as much for renters (due to rules about modifying things).
I'm in Aus and we have ceiling fans
Get a load of this guy pretending Australia is real
No you fuckin don't mate.
I saw one in Liechtenstein.
Fair, so either US or Liechtenstein. 😄
I had one in my first apartment, in Sweden, but I had one of those really high beds you can keep a desk under, so I had to watch my head when climbing down.
And also watch my head when standing up from the desk. But hey, I had both a desk, an armchair and a bed!
Is it not a mirror?
Granted it would be strange to place a mirror so high
No its framed picture of a celling fan.
Mirror is face-ish high, to look at your ugly mug.
I have my mirrors much lower so I can admire my better as(s)pects.
You'd see the left wall in the reflection, if you wanted to show the opposite corner, like in that picture, the mirror needs to be arcoss facing the camera directly.
It's an angled wall segment, look at where it meets the floor
Oh wow. That fisheye really does a number on the perspective.
Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.
Thats what I thought too at first, but notice the soft pastel colours separated by the diagonal, as if in a fragrant meadow of flowers, bisected by the hard steel blades of the fan, the artist showing the juxtaposition between country and city life, whilst the fan itself is depicted at an elusive angle, like an anxious child shying away from their duties.
No this is clearly the work of a Master.
Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award
Perhaps it's reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.
Lol, it's obviously not a picture of a fucking fan, those have dildo blades.
What Mr. Blades and I do in the privacy of our home is none if your business!