Option 3 means that the Javascript standards team dies either way, right? Number 3. No hesitation.

Javascript Standards Team is such an Oxymoron.

Bottom tracks, easy

“You and your entire family” means “All life on Earth”.

That should make the decision somewhat easier.

there might be an argument that JavaScript kills more than a nuclear bomb

Ok so this one just isn't fair.

Two possibilities end up with me dead, two end up with millions dead, and one ends up with me being unemployed.

Sorry not sorry Team A and B, sacrifices must be made.

I'd take my odds with the bottom track.

Which metropolitan area?

I've played enough X-COM to know that 50/50 is actually 100%, I just don't know which way. Better trigger it!!

Well, you can take yourself out of the equation because you're not tied down and can just move after flipping the switch.

chooses bottom track

"C'mon...c'mon!"

trolley heads towards committe members

"Dammit!"

runs over and jumps on the nuclear bomb pressure pad

A Mark VI only has a 18 to 160 kiloton yield.

Can we replace it with a B83?

I'll take the 50/50 because those are some damn good odds!

Are we in the blast zone of the nuke?

Am I in the Metropolitan area?

sudo rm train.sh

problem solved 👍

There is at least one user here in the superposition of being on two tracks at once.

Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

Fuck the metro I guess.

Now how do I get it to drift over everything but teams a and b?

I like those odds