▲ 585 ▼ Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 88 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (5 children) Am I in the Metropolitan area? permalink fedilink source hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (4 children) You are on track A and the bomb is within sight. If you get the shit end of the 50/50, everyone in the diagram would be vaporized instantly permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) So you're saying there's a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well, no. In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takenaps@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Lmao permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 years ago (4 children) You are on track A and the bomb is within sight. If you get the shit end of the 50/50, everyone in the diagram would be vaporized instantly permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) So you're saying there's a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well, no. In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000. permalink fedilink source parent [–] takenaps@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Lmao permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children) So you're saying there's a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well, no. In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) Well, no. In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000. permalink fedilink source parent
