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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I've played enough X-COM to know that 50/50 is actually 100%, I just don't know which way. Better trigger it!!

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[–] darkbaron202@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

30%? Let me deliver that shot with crit across the map to your teammate hunkered down behind full cover for you!

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