[–] 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Applicants who have hired prostitutes

Ok, sounds good

Stolen from employers

Sure, reasonable enough, I guess

or engaged in bestiality or animal cruelty

Hold the fuck up

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  • [–] 8 points 2 months ago

    What you gotta remember is that fixing the environment is not profitable. No self-respecting venture capitalist is going to invest in that. On the other hand, things that actively accelerate the destruction of the planet have massive ROI potential, so we're going full steam ahead on those.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    "Today, a man lacking the ability to think critically is SHOCKED to learn the leopards he voted for are now eating his face. Now over to Tom with the weekend's weather forecast."

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