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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 48 points 2 years ago (4 children)

“You and your entire family” means “All life on Earth”.

That should make the decision somewhat easier.

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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

If you make it "all human live" it starts to look quite attractive again

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[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

By my definition, family is who you treat like family.

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[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I try to treat everyone I meet like family

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 2 years ago

I thought seaweed didn't have a common ancestor

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