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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

So you're saying there's a 100% chance the comitees get vaporized by choosing the bottom track.

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[–] Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Well, no.

In scenario A they are instantly vaporized. In scenario B they are brutally sliced into multiple pieces and crushed to death, rather painfully depending on the speed of the trolley.

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[–] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

You need to study up on your trolleys. That's clearly a Vaporizer Trolleynator 3000.

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