I need to take up drinking.

"I want my president to govern like a child abuser."

I don't want the image of Trump undoing his belt while Mel Gibson passionately cheering him.

The entire MAGA movement is apparently built on daddy issues

Unironically, this. I know they're trying to crack a joke but it's absolutely true. Been saying it for years. The men who enthusiastically participate in this movement are men who crave the attention their own fathers couldn't or wouldn't give them. They are because of this the weakest men among us - and you can tell because they have to cosplay at being tough guys but would go on national TV and say something as degrading and stupid as this and not have an ounce of self-reflection about it because they know they're talking to other people just like them.

Some context for Mel's father,

One week before Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ (2004) was released in American film theaters, Hutton Gibson told radio talk show host Steve Feuerstein that the Holocaust was fabricated and "mostly fictional".[28] He said that the Jews had simply emigrated to other countries rather than having been killed, a view which observers described as Holocaust denial.[28][29] He claimed that census statistics prove that there were more Jews in Europe after World War II than before.[30] Gibson said that certain Jews advocate a global religion and one world government.[28]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hutton_Gibson

I think we can all agree, this is the one daddy that needs to go get the milk and never come back.

"It's like daddy arrived and he's taking his belt off"

🎶 sweeeeet home alabama 🎶

I was so much happier when he shut up

I'm just gonna leave this here... whoever gives Gibson any sort of moral authority is ignorant or a piece of shit.

Incredibly, this is not from a South Park episode:

Daddy's Home

Content warning: includes Roseanne Barr twerking

Mel looking pretty rough these days

that explains alot

Hey now, they also have women issues, issues with minorities, issues with not raping or being a pedo, etc

The ending to Hacksaw Ridge really told me everything I need to know about Mel Gibson.

That actually makes a lot of sense.

That's want wanting "a leader" does to you

...at the bank, and he's drunk.