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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought the onion was a parody news source?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is, the problem is reality is now also parody.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hey idk why but I can't respond to your DM. Thanks for the heads up. I still don't know where to see that information or why I can't respond to you.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (3 children)

How come The Onion is never on Reddit's front page?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

Because reddit is just a bunch of bots in a trenchcoat.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Because Reddit would unironically support that man if it were financially beneficial to do so.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Wait really? Its been so long since I've been on reddit. If this is true, then it is truly a dying husk

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fascist cries out in pain as he strikes you, and also claims that that's actually what his victims are doing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Look what you made me do! I'm actually the victim here!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE" *REFUSES to leave anyone else the fuck alone*

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Oh, didn't realize it was theonion.