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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The fascist cries out in pain as he strikes you, and also claims that that's actually what his victims are doing.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Look what you made me do! I'm actually the victim here!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"I JUST WANTED TO BE LEFT THE FUCK ALONE" *REFUSES to leave anyone else the fuck alone*