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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (28 children)

The Protest Vote Paradox™

As we’ve all read time after time in the months leading up to the election, the Protest Vote™ simply states states that:

“We refuse to vote against a Tyrant-Felon in order to send a clear and concise message that we will not stand for [roll D20 for random popular single issue], and alongside our refusal to vote against the Tyrant-Felon, is a collective hope that the aforementioned clear and concise message- if ignored, is received under unmitigated duress!”

-Cut to Tyrant-Felon’s win, and the aftermath:

Wether observed or not, the behavior of the Protest Voter will attempt to achieve the following:
• Obnoxiously tell everyone “We told you all what would happen!”
• Claim there is “No way protest voting could cause trump to win.”

As both of these options cannot simultaneously be true in the same reality without breaking important time-space things that we would probably prefer not be broken- we are left with only a few logical conclusions:

  1. Protest voters have no idea what they’re talking about.
  2. Protest voters don’t understand the concept of hypocrisy.
  3. Protest voters have somehow learned to defy reality and become exempt from the concept of paradoxes, thus creating an entirely new study of theoretical science, known as Bulletproof Symbiotic Hypocrisy Theory, or BLsHt.

Something, something, something Ted Talk.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (7 children)

You forgot that they will also claim that it is the fault of the opposition to fascism party that they didn't "convince them to vote for them" even though they had already made up their mind ages before the election even started that they would never vote for the opposition to fascism party because they don't actually care about [popular single issue] or stopping fascists. They just want to feel like special little snowflakes who are part of the "revolution" and want to see the whole system destroyed and the violence that goes along with it because they're simply bored.

See the other reply for a perfect example.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago

Coworker: "I hate trump, he should never be president!" Me: "So you're voting Harris?" Coworker: "I don't know if we're ready for a WoMaN president"

Asking for a friend, where is the nearest cliff? He would like to go jump off of it.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

Good thing they got rid of Genocide Joe to pave the way Death dealing Donny

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reminder that the West Bank is the one that's not even ruled by Hamas and hasn't attacked Israel. If Israel tried to do this under Harris, no doubt weapons would've been cut off and the US might have even favored sanctions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah yeah she draw the line at killing the wrong kind of arabs /s so brave

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol why? Gaza is illegally occupied too.

Thousands of dead babies wasn't enough for her or Biden. Rafah was a red line apparently and now Rafah doesn't exist

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Maybe the political party should have conformed to the pressure of the people who vote in its party. Just saying.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Dems would rather lose than appeal to what americans actually want.

Also funny to imagine protest voters being powerful enough to sway the election but not powerful enough for Dems to listen to

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 days ago (7 children)

If only they'd put this much effort into getting one person to change her mind on the issue, instead of trying to get 10 million people to change their morals.

It appears especially ghoulish now after it came out that even her campaign's polling showed that it was a losing position.

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[–] [email protected] 125 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Oh look at that, exactly what literally every sane person predicted would happen is happening.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

FAFO! Big time. Bunch of idiots. They do not understand that Israel has the USA by the balls and this has been going on since the USS Liberty.

[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 days ago (98 children)

I would be curious to see the numbers but I don't think the pro Palestine protest voters cost the Democrats the election. It definitely didn't help, but the Dems shat the bed in way more ways than just the Palestine situation.

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