Being born in the USA no longer enough for citizenship, Bruce Springsteen told : theonion

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There is only one gender

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So now we have a gay, female nazi president. What a timeline!

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I didn't expect The Future is Female to happen so suddenly.

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Actually nonbinary, as none of us produce gametes at conception.

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In all seriousness, “Born in the USA” is an anti-Vietnam War song.

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…and the Village People were a symbol of macho gay-fantasy personas.

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Dude, we know, that's part of the joke.

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"fuck you, got mine" - some anti-immigration guy that put zero effort into gaining citizenship via birth

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Cheech Marin, too.

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But he is given a conditional pass because he is part Irish as well as a Catholic

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