Breaking News: President of the United States revokes her* own Citizenship!
*trump is now a woman, due to her executive order that technically classifies everyone in the US as a woman.
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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Actually nonbinary, as none of us produce gametes at conception.
There is only one gender
United we stand, Divided we fall.
ONE ~~RING~~ GENDER TO RULE THEM ALL!
So now we have a gay, female nazi president. What a timeline!
I didn't expect The Future is Female to happen so suddenly.
"fuck you, got mine" - some anti-immigration guy that put zero effort into gaining citizenship via birth
In all seriousness, “Born in the USA” is an anti-Vietnam War song.
…and the Village People were a symbol of macho gay-fantasy personas.
Dude, we know, that's part of the joke.
Cheech Marin, too.
But he is given a conditional pass because he is part Irish as well as a Catholic