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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Deleting thread cos it was trending towards self harm and I'm not sure how to best handle that. My apologies

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I will steal these as my own


Edit:. I'm lroud of each and every one of you here congratulations

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

uh uhh j robinette biden and kamabla hairs executed by hummus

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shoot coward you will only kill a beanis

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She Beanis on my garbanzo til I lentil

And post

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Okay now delete this so I can repost it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Feel free to do it anyway lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

What if I was Donald Trump and I just decided to scream for the entire presidency as a bit?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I said BAD post not batpost smdh damn head

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How we can survive the Trump presidency.

We just need to practice bipartisanship and avoid being too radical.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

peaceful transfer of power we cant afford to lose decorum at such a critical time

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

uh uh hamas beanis

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When i do a fart but instead i become aware of the water in which i swim:

Image:

Body text: i was sure it was just a fart

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The water was farts all along

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That explains a lot

[–] Travelator 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every one of you is a fucking asshole. Try to be more like Riker.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Who? Is that a star war character?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

they goosestepped in a moment unbridled enthusiasm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

'this a delicate momen' 'an awkward 45 degree kick of the leg' 'a roman step'

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uh...Kink shaming is ableism...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Celibacy is ableism smuglord

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah shid ah fuck ummm beenis

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

say-the-line-bart-2

Edit: we need the third panel reaction where they cheer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Uhhh beanholio

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

2025 world shitting championships

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

would make a joke about being too depressed to threaten me with a good time, but it would be too on the nose and way too dark

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It may be a good idea to pull the trigger because there's so much shitposting going on inside my head the site would crash if I were to post actual badposts and not the fake badposts I come up with to prevent the them from leaking out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

snare below

badump tish

the cymbal is a freebie, please put the gun down

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

lea-finger-guns they were finger guns u got syked out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

absolute-cinema absolute terrible post

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

PENIS PENIS PENIS

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

champagne and champion - evolutionary symbiosis? thonk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

We could have had lewis hamilton eating shrooms on podium berdly-nooooo

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elon mux just really needed to sneeze during his speech!

(That took me 20 seconds....ooooof)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Enjoy those extra 10s you saved!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

uhhhh shit oh uhhhmmm oh fuck oh my god fuck shit fuck

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