This is prime bullshit. I love it.

That's not Frollum, that's Vladimir Putin

my man Goldo has seen some shit.

or maybe that's just someone running out of air on Mars because Quaid hasn't started the reactor.

Could have filled in the white sqaures for reference. Gimdalf looked close enough to Sauruman at first glance.

Thanks I'm done, sailing West now.

Gimli:
Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an Elf.

Gogolas:
What about side by side with someone precious?

Legodalf

Why is Frodolas more cursed than Golgolas?

Okay, doing this Sudoku-style where I can only draft one from each row and column for my fellowship, here's what I came up with:

I would pay money to watch a cut of the films with everyone looking like the Gollum versions lol.

Frodalf is just Tom Bombadil

Gimlum is the wizened old meth head that steals your hubcaps and tries to sell them back to you.

Legollum looks like Chad decided to become a shut-in NEET

How is Gimdalf the least cursed? It just looks like Saruman if you squint your eyes a little.

Cursed beyond belief.

I need more

How do I un-see this??

Frodolas looks like Elrond

Gimlum looks like the average patron in any village pub in rural Eastern Europe.

Goldo

Remember me, Eddie?!

Fromli is my favourite