canada

spent billions of dollars and hundreds of lives helping America retaliate

Imagine posting that as if it's a W

One of the best things Chretien ever did was tell Bush to stuff the invasion of Afghanistan up his ass. The fact he very suddenly lost an election to a strongly pro US PM shortly after is pure coincidence I bet

That war fucking ruined the Canadian economy and overinflated people's ego about the joke of an army we have, and at the end of it all we just ended up selling weapons to the Saudis anyway who fucking did the damn thing

Really funny how his economic policy is just "turn canada into a raw resource colony even more"

America-Canada War of 2025

Bro you can't invade us we're besties

See, for all the big talk of annexing Canada, it's a wide open border, Canadians look and sound mostly like Americans and overwhelmingly share cultural markers. It would be trivially easy to send snipers in vans to target random passerby in every American city. I am absolutely certain the US military did the math on how easily it could roll tanks into Ottawa and how many American civilians would be killed by unlimited guerilla warfare as a result of occupation.

take back control of the Arctic to keep Russia and China out

bruh, its not them you need to worry about. Alaska is right there and the US sure as hell ain't paying you leafs any transit fees when the Northwest passage starts becoming commercially viable. You are going to have the USS Ronald Reagan sailing down the St Lawrence dunking on you when you try to cite international sea law

Critical support for Canada against Great Satan

Hell yeah, axing taxes and slashing red tape.

"In other words"

What a gripping speech writer, can really feel the confidence

Well, I'd better look into heslth insurance

https://youtu.be/T41RMugheBs