Sounds like the start of an amazing DnD campaign

A raccoon/crow hybrid fighting God over half a Bagel is pretty much the plot of Shin Megami Tensei

I get the feeling a raccoon/crow would be a relatively easy creature to befriend, and also a awesome friend. Once again reminded of the ski lift operator I worked with once that could get a crow to land on his shoulder.

Drive them from my garbage bin? Heavens no! I'm BEFRIENDING that RacCrow with da GUD gorbage! I'll give them fresh fruit, not quite expired groceries from my pantry, and ✨ S H I N Y T H I N G S ✨

The worst kind of griffin is Meg, actually.

“Rodents of unusual size? Quite frankly, I don’t think they exist.”

”CAW!!”

gets carried away and is never seen again

I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

I would totally be okay with all of these.

Vulture-honey badger griffin?

I think they're basically describing bald eagles.

"fight God for a 1/2 a bagel". LoL

The worst griffin is probably Meg

Btw, do they poop before takeoff or in-flight?