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[-] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago

I hate when your asked to choose a number on a completely arbitrary scale your are completely unfamiliar with.

Leave the scale for the regulars, and just accept "less, medium/normal, more"

[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

This reminds me when I was at a coffee shop where I ordered some hot coffee drink with milk. I don't remember what kind it was, but the barista brought out a big cup with a small coffee shot in it. Then she said something which I somehow didn't hear, so I just nodded and said "yes". She started pouring the milk into the cup. I just watched.

She continued to pour. Slowly.

After a few seconds, she raised her eyes up to me, still pouring the milk. I was starting to wonder how much milk this drink was supposed to have. I could see her starting to have more of a worried look while she filled up the last bit of the cup.

Finally she stopped. A full cup. I took the drink, said thanks and left.

When I tasted it, I noticed that the drink was incredibly weak. Then I realized that the barista had asked me to say stop, but I just made her basically make me a full cup of hot milk.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Sounds amazing to me

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Goddamnit, this unlocked a memory of a kid in middle school eating a can of spam with a spoon.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Poor life choices. There's a difference

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I eat up internet's spam. With no spoon

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Child abuse

[-] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

Thiccccc meat

[-] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Germans know the rule:

"Wenn die Wurst so dick wie's Brot ist, ist's wurst wie dick das Brot ist."

[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

Nah, 5mm is a fifth of an inch. 5cm would be 2 inches.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

I can't read 😑

[-] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

You're thinking of 50mm. 5mm is like a quarter inch

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Never got going to the deli and getting bologna, If I'm going to a deli I'm getting something good.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Anxiety soon to be met with high blood pressure.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I'm feeling sick just by looking at this abomination

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Fry it for sure, but you shouldn't need to add an extra fat. You always can if you want, but bologna fries really well on its own.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Looks like you won. Enjoy your sandwich, King.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

What kind of meat is that? It looks disgusting.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

A more apt description of deli ham I have not heard.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

It's the rare delicacy baloney steak.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

It is meat. Ask no further questions.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

сука... not know doctor's sausage when you see it, блин?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This was reported for potential harassment. Just to clarify for other users, doctor's sausage is a Russian sausage. It's pretty similar to saying "damn, you don't know spam when you see it? Shit.." (spam has a similar history...kind of)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

The kind named after an European town?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

What’s the problem, looks just about right.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Looks delicious

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

the perfect amount

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I not sure what is this thing but it's not meat.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Judging from looks and thickness, it could be Leberkäse, delicious 😋

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberk%C3%A4se

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