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The Bike of Life (vegantheoryclub.org)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

If you are rich, you have other people doing the pedaling.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Or you start at the top of the hill.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

But you have to brag about your hard work ethics...

[-] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"But my dad owns BusinessCorp Inc."

"Oh, my apologies sir, your VIP Express Elevator of Life is right this way. Would you care for a sparkling beverage?"

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

"Here are some complimentary rocks to throw at the people below you"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

"Remember, if you need to trickle down, please do so over the side of the escalator"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

There could be a different way of life.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Different ways to bike up the hill.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

You could go halfway up and have a great time flying to the bottom.

Wait.

[-] HobbitFoot 6 points 5 months ago

Like teenagers would believe what they would have to deal with.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That's some horseshit. Put death on the top? Have some humanity and put it at the bottom of the other side

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Those who are a substantial combination of privileged and lucky do at least have a flat section in the middle.

Before it’s someone’s turn to wipe their butts.

this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2025
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