It's also about not spraying piss all over my floor

Someone doesn't just get followed into the bathroom I see.

Leave them in, saves water.

That's just because they don't have water in European toilets, they flush by spitting into the toilet until the poo goes down.

I use a nice "watch-your-shit" toilet

Well its probably sweet if you're diabetic

Trick-pissing champ here, the real homies bank their shots off the shower walls first before swirling it around the bowl for the finale. If I've been drinking heavily the night before, I'll piss fakey or throw in some yoga poses to up the challenge. The only way to be great is to push yourself a little farther each time you step up to the bowl.

It's the 3am total darkness pisses. You use the sound to locate your stream and angle. Then you can hit the water/bowl interface and then fire for effect.

As the stream lessens you micro adjust to stay in the sweet zone.

Nobody wants to hit the edge, spray all over your shins then bend over to wipe it up and slip in your own piss spray slippery floor and knock yourself out on the pissy rim only to wake up to all your family looking at you in distain as you lay on the pissy floor.

No, the main reason is establish dominance with your loud, heavy flow piss stream. The splashes on the seat you intentionally kept down are there to mark your territory against any pissers that wish to challenge you.

Yeah, I start the stream slow in the center, then move to the ceramic as I increase the pressure. As the stream weakens, I move to the center-back so I don't drip on the seat.

My wife wants me to sit down, but I sometimes sneak in a standing pee and she never notices w/ this strategy.