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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 years ago by lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (10 children)

ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that's really sweet

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[–] killingspark@feddit.org 7 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I've got news for you, on festivals there are sometimes literal metal walls to piss on with a drain beneath.

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago (5 children)

Huh, so they abandoned the trough?

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[–] killingspark@feddit.org 1 point 2 years ago (4 children)

The what

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Oh dear, now I can imagine the one dude with his diving mask at the end of that through...

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[–] killingspark@feddit.org 1 point 2 years ago (1 child)

I'll be honest, since it looks like this thing is only used from one side it's very similar to what I'm describing just without a backwall to piss against. Less material required though so it has at least that advantage

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[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 point 2 years ago*

We had one like that used from both sides at our old baseball stadium. This was the closest I could find to that. It was wider so less risk of splashing those across from you, but almost nobody went to the other side for obvious reasons.

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[–] crowbar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

How is that sweet im curious

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[–] wetsoggybread@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Well its probably sweet if you're diabetic

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[+] ameancow@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

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