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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 170 points 2 years ago* (11 children)

pissing standing up

I sit on my throne like a king.

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  • [–] 71 points 2 years ago (5 children)

    I sit down every time I go to piss because it's one if the few places where I can be sure I'll be left alone. It's not about the piss. It's about the break.

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  • [–] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    It's also about not spraying piss all over my floor

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  • [+] -13 points 2 years ago* (3 children)

    Yes, I too like it spraying urine on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 years ago* (2 children)

    Oh you'd hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon's kiss.

    That's why I shit standing up like a real man

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.

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