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Anon's lacking pissing habits (lemmy.today)

submitted 2 years ago by lukewarm_ozone@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 71 points 2 years ago (5 children)

I sit down every time I go to piss because it's one if the few places where I can be sure I'll be left alone. It's not about the piss. It's about the break.

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[–] masterbaexunn@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's also about not spraying piss all over my floor

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[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Mark your territory, boy.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Someone doesn't just get followed into the bathroom I see.

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[–] Glide@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Thank fuck, tbh.

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