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[–] [email protected] 312 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Washed? Is this some hip new slang term?

I feel liked not knowing this one makes me, well, washed...

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you sure? With my knees, you'll need to help me up again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

yeah I don't even joke about hurting my knees.
People will laugh when someone gets kicked in the balls, but seeing someone fall onto their knees is all pain and no schadenfreude.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only like 20-30 more years before I can unironically quote this irl.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

You can be old at any age depending on who you're talking to lol.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't worry it'll fly by in no time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah I just said that unironically yester . . the other . . . damn

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

New to me too. Washed sling meaning Washed up or past your prime. We old.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The term washed up originated in the early 2020s and gained popularity in 2021.

As an old head, I’m pretty confident that “washed up” was used long before 2020.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

About a century before, Merriam-Webster cites the first recorded use in 1928.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All the new slang is just abbreviation, e.g. based, riz.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (7 children)

What's based? Sorry I'm washed.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everything has to be shorter, because gnat-like attention spans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

We used to use spent when we were too lazy to say washed up. Or fucked.

But you can’t use 4 letter words or your social media will get de-emphasized and your referral traffic will be ~~washed~~ fucked.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Washed up has been in use for a long time. I have no idea how they decided it was a 2020 invention. Some AI search probably told them so.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

they're off by a full century

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There was a joke about it in 30 Rock, where a teenager tells Liz her boyfriend is "totally washed" and she's like, "typical", while secretly looking up the word on the in-show equivalent of Urban Dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like she was streets behind.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

oh dip! molotov cocktail

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

not really, it's short for washed-up, which has been in use for at least a century

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/washed-up

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Why do we need to shorten a two syllable word?

My knees hurt.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

We don't need to. But we do it anyway for ease of language flow. See: Every single contraction, some of which don't even reduce syllables. Just contacted to make the tongue say it faster.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Washed up maybe?

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah. Billy Joel (with Stevie Nicks) put on one of the best concerts I've ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I saw him a few times, but his last tour with Elton was my favorite. One set of Billy playing Elton songs, one of Elton playing Billy songs, with the last set duets. Great show. Wish I caught one with Stevie Nicks!

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I do believe that everything old was better, everything new stinks, and my feet hurt all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funny you should say that. Near the end of WSB's 1953 novel "Junkie", IIRC, the main protagonist complains that he doesn't understand the slang of the new generation anymore. For example their use of "that stinks!"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

You mean “Junky” from William S. Burroughs?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The guy with the metal detector in the background haha

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think he’s just poking a rock with a stick.

Must be Gen-X.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Oh, maybe. Hours of fun either way!

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (7 children)

What happens if I tell them I like CCR, Johnny Cash or Sinatra?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

You go to decrepit ranch.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pfft. *too*

Gawd. *eyeroll*

/s

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