ha, like that key and peele sketch on robbing a bank. get a job there, work 35 years and retire with all those wages and no one will catch you!
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This would be funny if antivaxers weren't so vocal and misinformed.
It wasn't the vaccines. A century of dihydrogen monoxide did it.
Pure Hydronium (H3O+) is the most acidic substance. Pure Hydroxide (OH-) is the most caustic oxidising agent.
Dihydrogen monoxide is what you get when you mix the two together.
Disgusting. And you say we've been drinking it?!
Just here to note that the name Wild Geerters is a spoof of Geert Wilders, the leader of the Dutch far right party PVV.
In a wall near were I live somebody in the time of peak Covid vaccination tagged a slogan (in a language other than English) that roughly went like "50% or the prickled will die" - so prickled here meaning those who got the Covid vaccine - which might sound like a smart anti-vaxxer slogan until one thinks about how it implies that 50% of those who get the vaccine will never die, or in other words that the Covid vaccine actually gives eternal life to half the takers.
BAM! Herpes