bean.is and its where you pay a communist to get in an extremely online communist debate for you

Pimbu and it's a gig worker app for people to solve math questions for you.

I once had an idea for a dating app where you could just put a profile up and then set yourself to a unique mode where you would essentially automatically match with anyone who swiped right but also you couldn't scroll through profiles either.

My working name for the app was "Settle"

Tübr, it's like Uber for potatoes

Snippi™ is an AlwaysOn™ AIInside™ AssistanceApp™.

Stuple - it claims to unlock your phone with a retinal scan, but it actually steals your location data to send you ads for beanis

I have this confirmation bias where every time I hear the name of a new app or service and think "that's so stupid who would choose a name like that for a product", 100% of the time it's massively successful, and i often end up using it.

Rybör

its like Lyft, but for erotic dog food recipes.

Luigi4Hire

CEO’bGONE

ASASIN8

BoopyScoopy

Poopr, peer-to-peer ai-driven poop solutions on the blockchain.

Twatter, an app where you can argue with obnoxious idiots.

Heilr, military recruitment, home surveillance and on-the-fly racial phrenology services

I remember a psych professor h I had had to choose a pronounceable word with no linguistic value and she settled on "plinth". Very embarrassing.

Zumf probably means something already.

Guglr, an AI which googles stuff for you

GooseGoose, an AI which searches stuff with DuckDuckGo instead

Brbr, a social media network for barbers

Glowr, Flurl, Blurl, Plomp, Plitch, Shplurrt, Flurm, Vloom, Sloorl, Gruwl, Grwlr, Gwrgl, Grlrrlglrcoughcoughwheeze

Mipple, Mepple, Suppie, Kero...

I saw a name for some app the other day that is the nonsense word I use to remember my pin code.

Sneef, Blurgle, Bramp, Klorgr

PLoiK: The app for remembering things you only have a vague recollection of

BlibbetyFlimbo. It's a SaaS solution for tracking HIPAA compliance violations.

Bingus, and it just shows you binguses ($20 per week)

Blobo, it's like Google street view but for sewers.

Kribj (pronounced Steve) is Enterprise Solutions.

Specifically, one-button holodeck disgnosis and remote shell into Borg cubes.