bean.is and its where you pay a communist to get in an extremely online communist debate for you
People would pay for that? You can get that service for free everywhere!
WAIT THATS WHAT THE ACTUAL DOMAIN NAME LEADS TO LMFAO
Pimbu and it's a gig worker app for people to solve math questions for you.
I once had an idea for a dating app where you could just put a profile up and then set yourself to a unique mode where you would essentially automatically match with anyone who swiped right but also you couldn't scroll through profiles either.
My working name for the app was "Settle"
"Settle", but it's Tinder Al-Quds
This but just for people in former colonies, call it Settlr
Tübr, it's like Uber for potatoes
Snippi™ is an AlwaysOn™ AIInside™ AssistanceApp™.
Stuple - it claims to unlock your phone with a retinal scan, but it actually steals your location data to send you ads for beanis
I have this confirmation bias where every time I hear the name of a new app or service and think "that's so stupid who would choose a name like that for a product", 100% of the time it's massively successful, and i often end up using it.
You forgot abt Quibi lol
Quibi was a short-form streaming service that offered news and entertainment programs in 5- to 10-minute chunks
Damn, remember when we still had 5- to 10-minute attention spans? Really dating yourself with this reference here.
x - the everything app
Rybör
its like Lyft, but for erotic dog food recipes.
I remember a psych professor h I had had to choose a pronounceable word with no linguistic value and she settled on "plinth". Very embarrassing.
Zumf probably means something already.
Plinth does sound fake, though. If you were saying s nonsense sentence and threw in plinth, I'd forget it was a real word immediately.
Poopr, peer-to-peer ai-driven poop solutions on the blockchain.
Twatter, an app where you can argue with obnoxious idiots.
Heilr, military recruitment, home surveillance and on-the-fly racial phrenology services
Luigi4Hire
CEO’bGONE
ASASIN8
BoopyScoopy
Stabbr
Mipple, Mepple, Suppie, Kero...
Guglr, an AI which googles stuff for you
GooseGoose, an AI which searches stuff with DuckDuckGo instead
Brbr, a social media network for barbers
Glowr, Flurl, Blurl, Plomp, Plitch, Shplurrt, Flurm, Vloom, Sloorl, Gruwl, Grwlr, Gwrgl, Grlrrlglrcoughcoughwheeze
Brbr, a social media network for barbers
I thought it was for Imazighen?
when you're an indigenous north african hairdresser and you'll come back soon
I saw a name for some app the other day that is the nonsense word I use to remember my pin code.
Sneef, Blurgle, Bramp, Klorgr
actually this sounds like a law firm
Bingus, and it just shows you binguses ($20 per week)
BlibbetyFlimbo. It's a SaaS solution for tracking HIPAA compliance violations.
PLoiK: The app for remembering things you only have a vague recollection of
Blobo, it's like Google street view but for sewers.
Kribj (pronounced Steve) is Enterprise Solutions.
Specifically, one-button holodeck disgnosis and remote shell into Borg cubes.
/kribʲ/ — proto-form
/kdibʲ/ — fortition
/ktibʲ/ — devoicing
/kʲtʲivʲ/ — lenition, palatalization
/stiv/ — assibilation, depalatalization
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