on the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
nothing, because he had started celebrating Christmas in October and was ready for the sweet embrace of death
this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2024
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Santacels get shitty presents for only one day while real Christmaschads get their 30 lords a-leaping.
There will be 365 glasses of milk for Santa in my living room by the end of this month. Not a drop less.
On the ecclesiastical calendar, Christmas is a 12 day holiday starting on the 25th, with Three Kings day occuring after the 12th day on January 6th, celebrating when the magi gave gifts to Jesus.
Strong case that the party should just be getting started.